ok so this morning I get up and go the bathroom to get ready. I get done brusing my teeth and getting dressed, now for the hair. Now I'm already mad about my hair because of the fact that it deosnt look very good and I have to resort to a pony tail. Once I get it up and get my bangs all pinned up I notice a few stray pieces of hair sticking up. So I think hairspray will fix this little problem. I reach for what I assume is the hairspray since I see the words hair and spray...I do not however see the word removal. Thankfully I noticed just in time and did not spray any on my head...that would be real unfortanate especially considering I would have sprayed it directly in the front. So there you have it, a halarious story that could have turned out real real bad. And by the way the actual hair did not really work and I had to use a lot of Bobby pins.
ps. this was all typed on an iPod and if you think that would be easy you would be very wrong!
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Dinosaurs can stand on their own two feet
OK so like i said before i had a pretty bad blonde moment involving dinosaurs.
It all started in the seventh grade, i was in mrs. mitchem classroom (now keep in mind she had the classroom set up with the desks facing each other, this information will come in handy later) and she was giving a lecture on the types of dinosaurs and when they lived. She was telling us about how some dinosaurs had two feet and some had four feet. Now when i heard this news about the two feet it sure sent me on a loop. When i picture dinosaurs i picture the really big head. I then made up a mental picture of a dinosaur with two little legs and a really big head...he fell right over. How would it even be possible for anything to stand on just two legs i mean you would have to spend all your time concentrating on balancing, forget about actually walking. OK so while I'm picturing my little made up dinosaur falling over i let my eyes fall on the floor. I look across from me at the boy in the next desk (specifically his legs)...i count...1...2...oh no! i think to myself humans have two legs...we don't have a problem with just spontaneously falling over, well some of us don't. So there you have it, my very bad dinosaur blonde moment, feel free to tell others in an attempt to make them laugh.
It all started in the seventh grade, i was in mrs. mitchem classroom (now keep in mind she had the classroom set up with the desks facing each other, this information will come in handy later) and she was giving a lecture on the types of dinosaurs and when they lived. She was telling us about how some dinosaurs had two feet and some had four feet. Now when i heard this news about the two feet it sure sent me on a loop. When i picture dinosaurs i picture the really big head. I then made up a mental picture of a dinosaur with two little legs and a really big head...he fell right over. How would it even be possible for anything to stand on just two legs i mean you would have to spend all your time concentrating on balancing, forget about actually walking. OK so while I'm picturing my little made up dinosaur falling over i let my eyes fall on the floor. I look across from me at the boy in the next desk (specifically his legs)...i count...1...2...oh no! i think to myself humans have two legs...we don't have a problem with just spontaneously falling over, well some of us don't. So there you have it, my very bad dinosaur blonde moment, feel free to tell others in an attempt to make them laugh.
I finally fell victim to blogspot
Ok so my sister (theshansexton.blogspot.com) has been doing blogs for a while now. She has told me to get one but I didn't think I was funny enough to do a blog....i still think this but im gonna try. I don't really know excatly what to write so for this first one im just gonna blab about myself. Im pretty random so here are a few facts about me...
~i think all spiders should drop dead
~i love to plan my future house and family
~i have high standards when planning my future family and husband and im not about to settle.
~i love the twilight books and movies but im not a screaming girl about them.
~my favorite movie is Now and Then even though the grave yard scenes kinda scare me.
~I love my nephew and cousin, Cooper and Jaxon
~I love stripes, polka dots, zebra, beach and city scenes.
~I sound like a monkey when i laugh sometimes.
~i and very afraid of grasshoppers and crickets (i had a bad experience)
~i want about five or eight children
~i love comedy movies, big family movies, action movies, drama movies, musicals, romance, and completly random movies...everything except for scary mostly.
~i don't like when people are mean to animals but i also hate for small dogs to lick my toes.
~I truly beleive people like grandkids better than kids because i drew on my wall one time and got into so much trouble but cooper drew all over the kitchen floor and all my parents said were...no draw draw!
~it is never a good idea to try to walk across Panama City in an attempt to save gas, you just might burn alive from the sun
~i have seen every episode of FRIENDS countless times and can quote quite a bit.
~i HATE guns even when someone i completly trust is holding one my heart beats really fast.
~i love to go to plays and one day i want to go to the New York City ballet.
~The shan i mentioned before pulled my arm out of socket when i was two, she says it was a mistake but i have my suspicions.
~i wish i could break my arm without the pain just to be able to say i've done that in my life.
~i love scars, they each tell a little story of the persons life.
~I once had a very blonde moment when learning about dinorsaurs (more about that later)
~i have a hope chest and three tuberwear containers full of dishes and household items.
~i love italitan food except alfredo, my favorite is angel hair with finely shredded cheese.
~i love the Applebees dessert that is like a cheesecake thing with apples and vanilla ice cream.
~i sleep with a fan by my head every night in a result of spending the night with heather so many times.
~My friends and i were planning on going skinning dipping last summer but plans got canceled...it's still on our list.
~i love to take long long baths involving the portable dvd player, bubbles, and sometimes snacks. when i have my own house my master bathroom will be the most biggest priority.
~i used to say fur instead of four and dur instead of door, people used to makeme count just to make fun of me.
~i love to bake things and decorate cupcakes.
ok well thats just a few highlights of me, tune back in to find out more about me.
~i think all spiders should drop dead
~i love to plan my future house and family
~i have high standards when planning my future family and husband and im not about to settle.
~i love the twilight books and movies but im not a screaming girl about them.
~my favorite movie is Now and Then even though the grave yard scenes kinda scare me.
~I love my nephew and cousin, Cooper and Jaxon
~I love stripes, polka dots, zebra, beach and city scenes.
~I sound like a monkey when i laugh sometimes.
~i and very afraid of grasshoppers and crickets (i had a bad experience)
~i want about five or eight children
~i love comedy movies, big family movies, action movies, drama movies, musicals, romance, and completly random movies...everything except for scary mostly.
~i don't like when people are mean to animals but i also hate for small dogs to lick my toes.
~I truly beleive people like grandkids better than kids because i drew on my wall one time and got into so much trouble but cooper drew all over the kitchen floor and all my parents said were...no draw draw!
~it is never a good idea to try to walk across Panama City in an attempt to save gas, you just might burn alive from the sun
~i have seen every episode of FRIENDS countless times and can quote quite a bit.
~i HATE guns even when someone i completly trust is holding one my heart beats really fast.
~i love to go to plays and one day i want to go to the New York City ballet.
~The shan i mentioned before pulled my arm out of socket when i was two, she says it was a mistake but i have my suspicions.
~i wish i could break my arm without the pain just to be able to say i've done that in my life.
~i love scars, they each tell a little story of the persons life.
~I once had a very blonde moment when learning about dinorsaurs (more about that later)
~i have a hope chest and three tuberwear containers full of dishes and household items.
~i love italitan food except alfredo, my favorite is angel hair with finely shredded cheese.
~i love the Applebees dessert that is like a cheesecake thing with apples and vanilla ice cream.
~i sleep with a fan by my head every night in a result of spending the night with heather so many times.
~My friends and i were planning on going skinning dipping last summer but plans got canceled...it's still on our list.
~i love to take long long baths involving the portable dvd player, bubbles, and sometimes snacks. when i have my own house my master bathroom will be the most biggest priority.
~i used to say fur instead of four and dur instead of door, people used to makeme count just to make fun of me.
~i love to bake things and decorate cupcakes.
ok well thats just a few highlights of me, tune back in to find out more about me.
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